It has been a long time since I posted to this forum.   It has been nearly 6 years since I posted this thread about the man on page 602. If you are easily offended, please do not go to this site. I found a site about it on the web http://www.chartrecords.net/man_on_page_602.htm
It contains a real audio recording of the 1975 song by Zoot Fenster aka Jack Barlow.
I have also been able to find the actual Sears catalog on ebay for only 99 cents. I don't think the censors would let this play on the air today but I think it was tastefully done.
   Thanks for offering this forum.