Actually, Carol, I've done all those things (with the exception of the one about playing polkas on an accordion). Madeline's not so bad if you put a bag over her face. And the bit about navigating a ship with a celery stalk, that's easy if you give the celery stalk a little extra mass by stuffing it with brie and peanut butter. But I know what ya mean about Sly Stallone. We have a composting toilet and the last time Sly dropped a load in it, well, you don't really wanna hear about it, do ya?