Holy Guano Batman!
Yes Robin, it seems our arch-foe the Penguin is up to his evil tricks again.
But what can we do against a giant penguin Batman?
We'll feed his dimensions into the bat computer and see what comes up.
                                                   
Bat click-click-click-bat-whirr-bat click-bat hummmm-bat chuck a chuck a chuck achuck - bat ripppp!

Bat hmmmm!
Well, what does the bat computer have to say Batman?
It bat suggests that we use the bat ray at 350 degrees for every ten pounds of penguin, garnished with carrots and red potatoes with a nice bat white wine or bat zinfandel!

Holy recipes Batman!
Yes, quite Robin!