Ah, Kendall reminds me of a tale.....

Two fellows met on the street one day, the first one had a bad swelling around the eyes and his face was all puffy and discolored. The second fellow asked him what happened. First man replied he was suffering from seenus problems.

"Seenus problems?" Asked the second fellow, "Don't you mean SINUS.

"Nope", the first man replied, "You see I was in bed with my neighbor's wife and he SEEN US!"