Those Google people are so snooty anyway. I did a search on "Help! I've got my head up Bee-dubya-ell's ass!", and they asked me if maybe I meant, "Help! I've got my head up Bee-dubya-bell's ass!".

So I clicked on that, thinking maybe Bee-dubya-ell's got a sister whose ass has someone's head stuck up it or something, and there's nothing there!