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Thread #59418   Message #1178438
Posted By: Rapparee
05-May-04 - 09:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I amd the Very Model of a Genius Computational

I ame the very model of genius computational;
At writing of assembler code I really am sensational.
I'm not afraid of SVC's, to macros I am much attached;
Load modules I make elegant, well optimised, DEBUGged and PATCHed.

I know the different languages: in Fortran and BCPL,
In Algol, Snobol, PL/I, in Lisp and Cobol I excel.
Numberical analysis? My algorithms make y'gape!
I read my favourite novels in editions punched on paper tape.

I'm very good at file control -- my DCB's are always right.
My use of ZED's so subtle, people stay to watch me half the night.
I know what's wrong with the machine if it's not operational --
And thus I am the model of a genius computational!

                                 --J. R. Partington