Okay, bearded-one. This is the last time we're gonna do this exercize since the other kids seem to get it.

Now, if you own a handgun and yer chances are twice as great as someone who doesn't own one of being kilt up by one of them things, why would you want to own one?

I ain't saying that you can't have a big ol' pop-gun 'er a dog with an attitude fir yer rapist 'cuase if you do then yer chances don't go up fir getting shot by a handgun.

Now themz is the facts, beard... So you go and study 'um up real good so that when the Wes Ginny Slide Rule knocks on yer danged bearded door in the morning to give you a pop quiz, you'll be ready...

BTW, when one of these high teck 50's take down Air Force One I don't wnat to hear a danged peep out of you about how someone should have knowed these thing ain't x-actly sports rifles...

Bobert