Georgiansilver, the first two lines of that one for me have been
"There was a young vicar from Uppingham,
who stood on the bridge overlooking 'em,....


There was a young lady from Hitchen,
sat scratching her(self) in the kitchen.
Her mother said, "Rose,
it's the Pox, I suppose."
Rose said "Bollocks. Get on with your knitting."