Christine Lavin's song "Sensitive New Age Guys" is just so darn funny... I hate to see it fade into outdated obscurity. Find the original lyrics here...

How about:
who like to cry at weddings
who think "kill bill" is upsetting
who tapes "queer eye for the straight guy" on the VCRs
who's got "peace is patriotic" stickers on their cars, oh

what other updates can a person insert? can this song be saved?