Hi,

I know it's not music but I haven't had much luck doing a search of the 'net..... thought someone might be able to help.....

Rowan Atkinson has done 2 sketches where he is the "headmaster" reading out a list of names, one version is slightly cleaner than the other version. I have found the ruder of the two versions "No one called Jones",(the one that includes Anus, Arsebandit, Bottom, Clitoris etc.....) but I'm trying to find the other one....

It is for a friend who does MC-ing at various folk venues ... anyone able to help??

From memory it may have been used in "The Secret Policeman's Ball".

Thanks

slainte

alison