I am the mommy of the p
\apa of the Mother of All Bullshit, the ill-conceived King Khandu, who has brought embarrassment to the whole state of Mississippi before the whole world in this international forum.
To save the state and the family further difficulties, we have confined the "King" in a padded cell, where he shall remain until the cows come home, the creek runs dry, hell freezes over or the pigs learn to fly , whichever comes first.

Don't think he is in any form of misery. . . Noooo! We have given him a makeshift throne and a Cherokee headdress; we also have convinced the hospitial staff to pretend to be his royal entourage.

He seems quite happy!

His drunken and no-account worthless daddy and I considered it our duty to inform the world through this forum and dispell any rumors which may have surfaced from his absence.

Now, please continue with what every it is you do.

khandu's mommy,
Queen of the Eternal Dark World of Astartartia of the Nebulous Uter of Wigley