When I read this one in the paper, Marianne Faithfull sprang to mind.
I will therefore, invoke the ghost of Bea Lillie;-

I've just been to a MAR-vell-ous party,
It was really the creme de la creme
The McCartneys, Tom Jones, Elton John and the Stones,
(And you know what they say about them!)
So I bought about Ten Thousand Mars Bars,
And---I lay on them--looking divine,
And from his reaction Mick got some satisfaction,
OH I did have a WON-der-ful time!

FC