Dere MamaKhandu,
Pleez convect to Hiz Royal Hihgness on yore next visit, thet his First Duck remains loyal and at the ready fore the return of the Khing. DO NOT under any circumvents, reveal to him thet limericks etc. habv taken obver beloved MOAB, nor thet Rawpears iz barfing up good Irish whiskey on his back lawn.

How iz the Cherokee headress holding out? Iz thar more than five or six feathers left stickin out of thet thing? Can we send a bag of fryer feathers from the processin' plant to sorta flesh it out a little?

Yerz,
Tweedz