BeardedBruce:

I agree that lying about a blowjob is every bit as evil as lying several nations into a war costing hundreds on one side and thousands on the other, and replacing a torturing tyrant with torturing occupiers. Unfortunately, unlike most other males, I have lied about a blowjob, so I am doomed to hell with the warmongers and torturers (and it wasn't even that great a blowjob). But, I suppose that I am now free to kill and torture for the rest of my life with no fear of the everafter.