Free to a good home. . .

Maybe you heard them while camping in the Kluane Wilderness . . . or perhaps they serenaded you as you hairboated the
Whataroa River . . . or heard them sing, welcoming the dawn over their rookeries in Iceland or heard them in chorus with the penguins at McMurdo Sound, under Mt. Erebus' visage that year you "wintered over."

Now, free to a good home -- two momey rathes, one male and one female (both have been neutered and are inoculated against ringworm, rabies, scabies, blackfoot, heartworm, botfly, mange, distemper, parrot fever, dengue fever, footrot, glanders, and the other common diseases of this species). These little critters are loving, have the soft silver and black fur of their species, and are completely at home around children. Their sole drawback is that momey rathes can't be housebroken, but since their excreta glows in the dark you'll never tread in it some dark night. Their scent glands cannot be removed, either, but is not an insurmountable drawback, especially if you enjoy (as many do) the combined odors of butyl mercaptan and butyric acid.

If interested, contact Amos.