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Thread #59418   Message #1182293
Posted By: Amos
10-May-04 - 11:52 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
two momey rathes, one male and one female (both have been neutered and are inoculated against ringworm, rabies, scabies, blackfoot, heartworm, botfly, mange, distemper, parrot fever, dengue fever, footrot, glanders, and the other common diseases of this species).

I am sorry to report that Rapaire has been left out of the loop again. Both of the mome raths in question were only turned in because they were acting excessively mimsey, making it impossible to keep them. Specialists examined them and declared that, in addition, they were completely and irreversibly outgrabe. Under the circumstances the authorities required that they be put to sleep so we sent them back through the Looking Glass, so to speak. They are better off. Do not worry. There was nothing else we could do.

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