A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
   As she was unloading her items on the checkout belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
   He said, "Ha! You must be single."
   The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items being checked out. But she could see nothing particularly unusual about her selections.
   She turned to the drunk, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
   The drunk replied, "'Cause yer ugly."