For all you transvestite fans, I just got fitted with my very own corset today.
Unfortunately it has a tendency to push my pants down over my now non-existant hips.
Mebbe I should get some suspenders attached?
It does hold all my unsightly bulges in, and has the added advantage of providing near
bullet-proof protection to areas that were previously extremely vulnerable.
I will have to sew some pockets onto the contraption, large enough to accomodate a bottle or two, purely for medicinal purposes, you understand........