What better choice for a Horst Wessel?

Single - out of work - trying to busk a solo-gig for his attenae company.

Iraqi's don't want him....his parents whine when he is put into protective custody by American Troops....he is released and continues a Quixotic Quest into the hands of the only people who have a use for his poor-sorry-tourist-soul.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle