I was would fain wait for my liege KAMPERVAN to answer the lady's plea first. Perhaps we should steal the fair lady from the barbaric north and bring her to the southern realms (where dragons have all been irradicated) in time for said barbecue.

"When I am free my dear Lady I will show you how a true Knight would act, all night, every night till you are sated."

Free of what, Raggybash ? - other commitments ? or do you mean, when the fair Lady Wombat is not around ?