I'll have you know that not all us asses are asses. Many of us asses manage to get through whole days without making asses of ourselves. Indeed, it is something that asses pride themselves upon - something to set us apart from the common herd. And now, to be told that some asses massquerade ass asses in threads...oh, the shame.

And you, sir, freely saying that you are an ass when all of us asses suspect that you are an upstanding human ass. Pray, let this falseness not continue! Or us asses may demand retribution and beat you asses' asses!