First she took my glasses
'Cause she knows that I can't see
Says "You ain't going nowhere boy,
'Til you spend a little time with me"
But then the boys called from the honky-tonk
Said "There's a party going on down here"
Well she mighta took my car keys
But she forgot about my ol' John Deere

(Vince Gill? One More Last Chance--I think)