Bobert, I've thought 'bout runnin' fer Prez on the platform that I promise to quit jist as soon as I git eligible fer them retirement benefits. Heck, I'll even write out and pre-date my resignation letter. An' in the meantime I'll try not to git us inta war or do somethin' stupid.

"Vote Rapaire! He'll quit as soon as he can, and he'll try not to mess things up too bad in the meantime."