You are nude, Rustic Rebel, and the whiskey you drink
Has fired your brain in new patterns
Yet your style and your grace, and the way that you think
Proves clearly you are not a slattern!

You are nude, Rustic Rebel, and ask about plaid
And tipple GLen Livet anon
But Laureate still, with out hindrance or let,
Full clothed in the style you have on!

God bless, Rustic Rebel, the majestic touch
You add to this Magical Forum
Is always enough, and never too much
To transcend all the rules of decorum!!

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