The Pinchball Polka

When you play your accordion without any clothes
You play the pinchball polka
When your privates get caught in those old bellows' folds
You play the pinchball polka
When you jump four feet high and you let out a scream
Then your face it turns red, then turns blue, then turns green
You know that there's only one thing it could mean
You're playin' the pinchball polka!




PS: What the fuke is a "tuke"?