An octogenarian man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room.
   As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?""
   "There's something wrong with my prick," he replied.
   The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that.
   "Why not?" he asked. "You asked me what was wrong and I told you."
   The receptionist replied, "Because you've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
   "Oh... okay."
   The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered the waiting room.
   The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
   "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
   The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And is this a serious problem with your ear, sir?"
   "Yep. There's blood and pus coming out of it and it burns like a fucker when I piss out of it," the man replied.