Love the lyrics, love the tune. Way to go, Flash! And here is your B.L.O.B. for this irreverantly relevant repartee:

Well I said 'Look here Tony,
Be careful what you do,
Or else you'll find the thought police
Will be coming after you
If you put out any gnomes, if you put out any gnomes!'

Now we're cooking with gas ;-)

-- Áine