Bloody Hell!!! You are a sick man, beardedbruce. That is the most interminable lot of tripe I have ever tried to read. It begins nowhere goes nowhere and ends nowhere...then returns to its starting place and does it all over again. It is a mobius strip of maudlin excess that numbs the mind and petrifies the soul. The man who wrote it should have been thrown naked into a pit of famished chihauhaus.