Here are a few funny emoticons.

:-o ^^^^:    After zipping up fly too fast
:-E =       Bucktoothed vampire
:-) :-...   Taking a leak
':-(       Accidentally shaved off one eyebrow
(:<>       Duck
(:=         Beaver
(><)       Anally retentive
*:-} 8 O    Female and on the make
,:-)       Smiling one-eyed user; Winking on-eyed user;
             Sammy Davis Jr.; One-eyed flirt; Wry and winking;
             David Ogden Stiers' toupee; Shaved left eyebrow
             this morning
:-)   -8    Blue balls
:-) ,       Outie belly button
:-) .       Innie belly button
:-q         Trying to reach nose with tongue
=:)         Bunny
X)          Dead


Where do they get all of these from. Good to remember them and stop the brain Cells from dying.

(^_^)       Happy face; Ear-to-ear smile