President Bush said he will not punish Donald Rumsfeld. Which is good, because no one wants to see pictures of a naked, old man.

Who would have ever thought that more naked pictures would come out under the Bush administration than under the Clinton administration?

The big story continues to be the torment of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. troops ... Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's been getting a lot of heat. Up until today, a lot of people thought he might step down or get pushed out, but this morning, President Bush said Rumsfeld's doing a 'superb' job. Wait until he finds out 'superb' means 'good.'

Donald Rumsfeld testified before Congress today. Donald Rumsfeld said he didn't read the report on Iraqi prisoners because it was too long and it contained too much information. When he heard this, President Bush said 'Hey that's my line.'