The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69014   Message #1189649
Posted By: Richard Bridge
20-May-04 - 10:41 AM
Thread Name: Party North Kent May 29
Subject: RE: Party North Kent May 29
By all means bring it - if we scare all the pigeons away you can still use it to deflate the bouncy castle in the pub garden so we can get some peace to educate them by singing the Old Man from Over the Sea.

Or one of the ruder versions of The Threshing Machine.

Or Twice Daily.

Just don't shoot the dogs or any guests (except Sue if she sings).

And if Sprout and John (local travellers) come you will get a lecture on the superiority of the longbow or crossbow or catapult. Plus a request for harecoursing songs.