Alas, I too wandered in expecting to hear glorious tales of assorted misadventures in pursuit of the dastardly delicacy. Dipped in sweetened condensed milk & egg, rolled in cornflake crumbs, slowly pan-fried in butter, accompanied by scrambled eggs and hot coffee, and flavored by the exhaustion and beer of a long night of gigging and chatting and laughing - a perfect way to prepare for a good day's sleep.