Fat, hairy bumblebees are totally passive unless, of course. you step on one.

SRS - My mom used to put vanilla behind my ears. It made me smell like cookies. The boys loved it.

Mosquitos? Those citronella candles work pretty good but I still hate the noise in my ear. I'm thinking of making a bat house to keep the population down.

Bears - Very scary. Don't believe it when they say, just make a loud noise and they'll run away! I ended up sharing a berry patch with a bear and I had to jump over a cliff to escape. I was sun bathing and wasn't wearing any clothes. The cliff was covered in black berry brambles. Needless to say, the fishermen who rescued me, could hardly believe their eyes. Scratched, bloody and naked, I had to jump to the bow of their boat. Luckily they gave me a jacket and some beer.

The scariest of all animals is the camel. I ran into one in the Sahara and he looked friendly but he spit at me and tried to kick me. Nasty animals, them camels.

I also hate those creepy vultures. They are so ugly with that red waddle hanging about. Same goes for turkeys.

Sturgeon is by far the ugliest creature on earth. I should be kinder because I hear they are on the endangered list. Too bad, because their eggs are yummy and the meat is delicious, smoked.

Stingrays - Now they are really dangerous!