Beardedbruce, there are a few things you must do in order to become an Elder at Mudcat Cafe...

1. Become very well-informed on William Shatner. Check out his website for more info.

2. Post incessantly! (you seem to have that well in hand)

3. Give up having a life outside of this forum.

4. Fight with other people over the Middle East, Israel, Palestinians, etc...(It doesn't really matter which side you're on, just give 'em hell! Be intemperate while you're at it.)

5. Post incessantly.

That about sums it up. Best of luck.