And you started being offensive in your first breath, Woodsie...

I know what it's like to be a 'beginner' at guitar. Knowing how to work out chords is a skill, and it takes time to learn.

I think that those of us who know how to use Google should remember that many people don't.

The requests that annoy me, are the ones that are rude, such as this one.

I don't like requesters who don't bother to say thank you, either.