Dave - one of your senior moments, in practice for after your party?

The PM explained - it was much easier to trip over a post from you to send you a PM than one from Essex Girl.

Also, Dead Horse's post explains - his blowpipe is 6 feet (he says so).

Now if his blowpipe is that long, perhaps that explains Kay's dancing. You'd wriggle a bit too, wouldn't you?

Also you can easily tell the difference between a bouncy Castle and Dilligaf sunbathing. On a bouncy castle the children on top are screaming. Errr....wait a minute....something wrong here....does not compute....fizz, spark, pop.