The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69911 Message #1191505
Posted By: Rapparee
22-May-04 - 12:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: Job Creation in America
Subject: RE: BS: Job Creation in America
Should you wish to do so, the following items are allowed in aircraft cabins and can be turned into weapons. This is a partial list, and I leave it to you to figure out how they could be used.
Pens Pencils Belts Shoe laces ANYTHING glass -- esp. bottles and compact mirrors Paper clips Plastic knife and/or fork and/or spoon Clothing Magazines and books String Diabetic syringes and glucose test kits Wrist watch Cassette tape or CD Rings Cell phones Rubber bands Asthma inhalers
and of course,
Your body, esp. your hands and feet, but also your head, knees, elbows, and hips.
So, as was stated way back in September, 2001, the best way to insure safety on an aircraft would be to strip the passengers naked and drug them unconscious, fly them that way to their destination, and revive and clothe them there.