I thank you fore that advise Amos, but I am gettin' summat fond of the things. The sensation iz not altogether unpleasmant! I recommend to all my fellow MOABITES thet rather than sautayin em or sticking them on skewers they would be of more use placed in yore trousers, boxers, thong or whatever.

Rustic iz at some disadventure obv corse, az she is mostly nekkid and would need to tie them on somehow or other. Howsomever, it iz the weekend and thar iz a party in my pants.

Tweed
Dammit! That sombitch habz some teefez! O, Lissen at them howl...