Well...hell's-bells...it look like the LaughKat has clone rights for the weekend.

Could have sworn and double sworn my childhood favorite had been posted. A ditty sung by the Duchess of "Lewis Carrol" fame.

Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.
CHORUS.

(In which the cook and the baby joined):--

Wow! wow! wow!

I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!

CHORUS:

Wow! wow! wow!

Sincerely,
Gargoyle