Dear Reverend:

You think you know what the truth is? You can't HANDLE the truth. Because the truth is that your brand of control-obsessed, fixated authoritarian, hypnotized, fixed-idea fanatic slathering sanctimonious condescending bullshit is toxic to the truth. The truth is that you, sir, are a liar and you are pounding the desk trying to get everyone you meet to buy in to your lies in the hopes that if they do, they won't notice how full of falsity you are. Your kind of falsehood corrodes the hopes of the young and ruins the futures of the many, undermines the soul, compromises the integrity and hoodwinks the innocent.

I wouldn't embrace it for pay, and that's the truth.

All right??

Onward and upward, then!!

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