OH BOY, A PARTY! For me?......Oh, three years, huh? Anybody need a hand with the decorations?
Maybe this crowd can sing "Happy Birthday" right; Seems any time I hear it sung at a party, everyone slows down to try to match the other people's timing, and it comes out sounding like a dirge.
Hey! Who took the last cup and didn't make more coffee!....While this is brewing, I'll slip over to the office and get some confetti from the shredder.