Falsehoods About Arabs

They are purported to be non-incestuous by the liberal press.

(But it is common knowledge their randy hides will screw any goat, sheep, grand-daughter, or in-law within their reach.

All marters are reported to be seeking 21 virgins in the after-life

(But most are acknowledged to being so pock-marked-charactor-ugly that they could not score 21 minutes with a camel-bazarre-whore at midnite.

They are good for their debts.

But they will repay you in sand.

Allah has 99-Faces.....it is up to the merchant to determine which face he is dealing with.