Achy braky heart, I never even bothered to learn how to spell it.

You make me feel like a virgin.

I once heard the kids in my husband's church being led in a song called "The Weapon of Prayer". The title alone annoyed me.

And after spending four years in ahighschool where they played the Canadian National Anthem every morning on a failing tape player that always played at different speeds I can't say I'm delighted with that song.