Not me. I'm a strummer. Donald fiddles.

Sophisticated, no. Sophisticated is when you have erudite discussions about the importance of phrygian modes in flamenco music and whether Manitas del Platas actually invented the steak plate that bears his name. We don't do that sort of stuff.

Sure we went on holiday to the Cornish Riviera once. Perhaps they could they be related? (I know she had relatives on the continent)