The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1195868
Posted By: Rapparee
28-May-04 - 09:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I got it! I got it!

How about:

Boosting the matter-energy conversion of lithium VI deutride in fission-initiated fusion reactions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who can resist talkin' 'bout makin' thermonukler bombs better???? Us real men kin talk 'bout boosting the matter-energy conversion of lithium VI deutride in fission-initiated fusion reactions and them real wimmin kin bring us cold beer 'n' hot brats!!

Amos kin do implosion-type initiators, and MMario kin do gun-type. Bee-dubya kin talk 'bout the lithium VI deutride, an' since I'm a candydate fer President I can't 'sociate with such war-like talk, so I'll jist eat the brats an' drink the beer an' fondle the wimmin.

Then I'll talk 'bout how we're studyin' up on how to git more bang fer the taxpayer's buck.