Should've checked the forum, 's well 's the database. Mea Culpa (or the Jewish equivalent, thereof).

Took a shot, m'self:

Former chums try to reach out. "Hang it up!" they all screech out.
I've got but one line; -- they're no pals o' mine:
I'm happily addicted to the Web.

Lyrics lost since the thirties: dirges, ditties, down-'n'-dirties,
Ballàdes by the score, from servers offshore...
I'm happily addicted to the Web.

My fam'ly says they've got the wagon booked up
T' truss me tight and pack me off in style
But if they let me keep my modem hooked up
I'll go out singin,' happy all the while!

Catch the rush! Feel the power! Scour sites by the hour!
"Fixation"? -- How crass!
"Obsession?" -- My arse!
I'm happily addicted to the Web.

And there's an end on't!

Shula

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 28-May-02.