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Thread #59418   Message #1196010
Posted By: Amos
28-May-04 - 12:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I really must protest at this self serving allocation of duties. I don't think I will vote for your scheme, Rapaire. In fact I am sure I am as well or better qualified as you at fondling, and I challenge you to a fondling contest!! You provide the fondlees, I'll bring the beer, and we'll abide by the judgement of those fondled. Limited to volunteer fondlees only.

Maybe an ad in the Pennysaver or somepn... Fondlees Wanted!! Free Beer!! Genuine (Original Equipment) Females Only!!

But don't go getting too conceited -- bear in mind you are talking to the Founder of the Church of the Golden Globes and the Temple of the Divine Curve. Haptic Delicacy is my middle name.

Fondly,

A