Marion, these guys are louts. Ignore them. I am a gentleman and I shall be only too happy to respond in a civil manner. Incidentally, if you should see Little Hawk's goat, would you be so kind as to inform me? Thank you.

It is unlikely that the strings contained in the bowels of a piano could cause a cigarette to burn. However, were one first to dip the cigarette in nitro glycerine, one might achieve that end for a moment or so. Please don't try this at home.