The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #70211   Message #1197385
Posted By: Little Hawk
30-May-04 - 08:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: So where are you going to be scattered?
Subject: RE: BS: So where are you going to be scattered?
I'm glad you took the trouble to express those thoughts in a suitably sensitive and delicate manner, Bruce. I will indeed include such a clause, and I will also leave you my collection of "come-hither" devices, namely:

an industrial strength moose caller

a sheep caller

a goat caller

a groundhog caller

a duck decoy

a box of alligator-skin condoms

another thing you blow into that says, "I'm filthy rich and I have a Porsche and a nine-inch tongue! And I'm NOT from Ohio."