Sorry - the way I typed in the last line of my verse, it doesn't scan. It was supposed to be,

I could bathe, the tub I'd sit in,
But the keyboard doesn't fit in,
I eat what they bring
From the Carryout King,
I'm Happily Addicted to the Web.

Shula -- LOVE your verse! Dick, can we add this one to DT? It's been processed by a lot of folk, right before our very eyes....